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[theme music playing]

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Get ready. Now.

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[beeping]

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[rumbling]

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[sonic boom]

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The readings are off the scale.

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No sign of it.

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Professor, he's coming back.

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Congratulations, professor.

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Your team did a fantastic job
refitting this vehicle for space travel.

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It's hard to believe it's the same
rocket that brought me to Earth.

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It was our honor, Superman.

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To study a vehicle like this
is any scientist's dream.

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Where did you say you've
kept it all these years?

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- I didn't.
- Sorry. I didn't mean to pry.

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I can't help wondering about
the civilizations on other worlds.

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Their great achievements,
their brilliant minds.

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[burps]

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I'm giving you geeks 10 seconds
before I frag everything in sight.

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One, 10.

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- [gunfire]
- [screaming]

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- [Lobo] Not you, Sqweek.
- [yelps]

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[grunts]

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[chuckles nervously] Hey, Lobo

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long time no see. [choking]

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Emperor Spooj knows it was you
what pilfered his treasury, Sqweek.

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He's paying me to bring the dough back
in a nice little pile.

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- What about me?
- Same deal.

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Framed. I was framed.

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Is that so?

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No, no. Help!

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Hey, leave my little brother alone.

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Well, if it ain't Gnaww Vermin
and his roach-motel rejects.

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Don't tell me
you're after this bounty too.

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If anyone's gonna collect on Sqweek,
it's gonna be family.

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- Hand him over.
- Sure.

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Ow.

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I was hoping I'd see
some excitement on this job.

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Guess not.

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[shouting and grunting]

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[straining]

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Hold on, Sqweek.

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Lobo.

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[cockroach] Hey, wait.

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Ah.

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Old weasel spit.

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Too bad I can't stick around.

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[whistles]

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[grunts, screams]

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[all groaning]

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Now I'm mad.

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Now I'm really mad.

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[Lobo] It's always sweeter
collecting a reward

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knowing you beat
some other geek out of it.

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[robot] The bounty hunter
has entered range.

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[Preserver] Proceed.

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[Lobo screams]

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Holy fragarolli.

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Feels like I'm being torn apart.

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Cool.

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Oh, yeah. Someone is definitely
tired of breathing.

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Show yourself, you slimy geek-wad.

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I am the Preserver.

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[Lobo] And I'm the night manager
at the Hotel d'Frag.

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Lookie there, it's checkout time.

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Infernal gizzards.

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[Preserver] You are Lobo.
Assassin, brigand, sociopath, monster.

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You left out "scourge of the cosmos."

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And the most ruthless bounty hunter
in the galaxy.

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I want to hire you.

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Sorry, dude. I'm already on a job.

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- [zaps]
- Hey!

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Your prisoner will be held
till you return.

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Besides, this job should be
no great task to one with your skills.

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Behold. Gathered here are the
rarest creatures in the universe

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each the last survivor of its race.

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So you got a thing
for varmints, so what?

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Many years ago,
the planet Krypton was destroyed.

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I had long believed all members
of the Kryptonian race were extinct.

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Until I found evidence of one
living on a distant world called Earth.

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[Lobo] Looks like
a first-class wimp to me.

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[Preserver] He is more than he appears.

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Sluggo, I got better ways
to waste my time

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than rounding up bugs
for your flea circus.

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So if you'll hand over the runt,
I'll cancel the homemade colostomy

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I'm planning to inflict
on your tiny, wrinkled-- [gasps]

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Whoa, mama.

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That's a lot of mai tais. [exclaims]

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[Preserver] You deliver the last
Kryptonian, and the jewels are yours.

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Do we have a bargain?

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[Lobo] Hose down a cage, boss.

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You're getting a new monkey.

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[woman on TV]
Remember those blurry photos of UFOs

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that looked like garbage pail lids?

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Well, we finally got one
that's as clear as it is confusing.

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After careful analysis, experts agree

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it's a scroungy biker
on a flying motorcycle.

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Yeah, right.

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Hey, how's it going, chief?

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Maybe you can help me. I'm new in town

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and I'm looking to find this geek here.

102
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Superman? We don't keep tabs on him.
He only shows up if there's trouble.

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I can do trouble.

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[Lois] I'm confused, Kent.

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I've lived in Metropolis most of
my life. I don't know how some yokel

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from Smallville

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is getting every hot story in town.

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Well, Lois, the truth is I'm actually
Superman in disguise,

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I pretend to be a journalist
to hear about disasters as they happen

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- then squeeze you out of the byline.
- You're a sick man, Kent.

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You asked.

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[weapons firing in distance]

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[phone rings]

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Yeah, Lane.

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What? I'll be right there.

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Some lunatic's just opened fire
on the midtown

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police station.

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Oh, no, you don't, Kent. Not this time.

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[screams]

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[yawning]

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This is getting lame.
I thought he'd be here by now.

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Whoa. Mosquito.

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[screaming]

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[grunts]

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Time to up the ante, I'm thinking.

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[beeping]

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- [glass shattering]
- Huh?

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Finally. I've been trying
to get in touch with you all day.

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- Who are you?
- Oh, I'm sorry.

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My card.

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The name's Lobo.

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That's L as in "lacerate,"
O as in "obliterate"

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B as in "disembowel," and O as in

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I guess I can use "obliterate" twice.
What do you think?

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I think you're a certifiable madman.

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[grunts]

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[splutters] Thanks.

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Superman, roll clear!

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[coughing]

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[Lobo] Gas?

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Now you ankle suckers are playing dirty.

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I'm losing it.

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Going under. [choking]

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Stay back.

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- What is it?
- I don't know.

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I've never seen a creature like this.

147
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[kisses] I love you too.

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First rule of hunting, Superdude.
Make the target come to you.

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Good advice.

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[whistles]

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Hey, no riders.

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[Lois] Stop here, driver.
There they are.

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I don't believe it.

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[screaming]

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Believe me, Mr. President. You have my
word that my new weapon system will--

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[pounding]

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What the devil?

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Huh?

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[screaming]

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- [man 1] Look out.
- [man 2] Look out.

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[man 3] Look out.

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[man 1] Look, it's Superman.

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[gasping]

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[Superman groans]

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Dang, man. I gotta say, I am impressed.

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When I seen you go after that rocket,
I couldn't figure what you were doing.

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Then it hit me.
You didn't want no one hurt

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even if you took the fragging yourself.

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You actually care about them geeks.

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They're human beings. [grunts]

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Yeah, well,
they're gonna have to make do

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without their
big blue babysitter from now on.

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See, someone's paying me
a heap of cash for your carcass

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and the Main Man always delivers.

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Now the more you move,
the worse it'll hurt

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so feel free to go crazy.

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Excuse me?

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Leave him alone. Go on, get out of here.

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Well, little lady

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hello. [slurping]

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Lois, stay back.

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- [grunts]
- Pipe down, junior.

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Lois, huh? Guess that means
you know this loser, right, honey buns?

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You his girlfriend or something?

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Drop dead.

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[gasps]

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Of course, any babe with class would
rather be hanging with the Main Man.

188
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Why don't you show old Lobo
how classy you are?

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You pig. Ow!

190
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[laughs] I like a babe who plays rough.

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Come on, let me have another.
Right here. Right-- [grunts]

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You dirty frigging, back-fragging,
son of a...

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[Lex] Get maintenance teams
on every floor.

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Put them on round-the-clock shifts if
you have to. I want repairs completed--

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- [Lobo] Kill, Main, frag, destroy.
- [Lex] Immediately.

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[both] Are you all right?

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[both] I'm fine.

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- Gotta go.
- Give him one for me. Make it a dozen.

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Last call?

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Already?

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Uh-oh.

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[Superman] Get up.

203
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I said, get up.

204
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You ain't half the Boy Scout
you're cracked up to be.

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Looks like I'm in for a real fight.

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[whistles]

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00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:20,460
Think I'll take five until I'm ready
to resume kicking

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the collective butts of you and
everyone else on this dung heap. Ciao!

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00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:38,310
[Professor Hamilton] You've never tested
the vehicle in deep space before

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let alone under combat conditions.

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I can't risk that maniac
coming back to Earth, professor.

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I've got one chance to drive him away,
I'm taking it.

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[beeping]

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Sensors have picked up
his bike's ion trail.

215
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:54,580
He's close.
But I can't get a definite fix.

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- Ding-dong! Lobo calling.
- Hi there.

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[electricity crackling]

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[screaming]

219
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Okay, frag-face, let's tango.

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[rapid beeping]

221
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,560
I guess the only way to reason with you
is to take away your toy.

222
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:08,980
Hey! Hands off my hog.

223
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,740
[robot] Lobo has lured
the Kryptonian into range.

224
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:21,580
Excellent. Fire when ready.

225
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[grunting]

226
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,010
Lights out, Clyde.

227
00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:38,720
Huh?

228
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:40,930
This can't be.

229
00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:42,390
Krypton?

230
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[Preserver] No,
but an incredible simulation.

231
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[Superman] Let me guess.
You're the one who hired Lobo to get me.

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I do what I must to preserve species
threatened with extinction.

233
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You are the last Kryptonian.

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Therefore, your place is here.

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00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:03,330
I think not! [groans]

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Like Krypton's red sun

237
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this light cancels
the unnatural abilities

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given to you by the yellow sun of Earth.

239
00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:14,260
I always strive for complete accuracy.

240
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,840
Swell.

241
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,480
Hey, monkey, want a banana?

242
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:30,400
When I get out, I'm shoving that
arrogant smirk right down your throat.

243
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,150
Oh, yeah.

244
00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:35,650
You know, I believe that Lois gal
might be getting a tad lonely

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now that you're doing time
in a cosmic petting zoo.

246
00:18:38,490 --> 00:18:40,660
Maybe I'll go back and cheer her up.

247
00:18:43,450 --> 00:18:46,620
Of course, I do have to collect
the bounty on this geek first.

248
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:49,040
Emperor Spooj got a bad temper on him.

249
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:53,460
Adiós, Wrinkles. You want any more
rare dorks snagged, you got my number.

250
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:57,930
Actually, there is one other being
I need for my collection:

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The last Zarnian.

252
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:03,180
Ha! That's rich. I'm the last Zarnian.

253
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:06,770
I fragged the rest of the planet
for my high school science project.

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Gave myself an A.

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Hey!

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[Lobo coughing]

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You ugly, two-timing

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big fragger. You

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just carved your own headstone.

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Nobody...

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double-crosses the Main Man.

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Nobody.

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